I don't know what I want, with respect to everything. Name a commodity and I could go either way right now. That includes love. Who needs it? I'm so used to thinking that I do, but come to think of it, I've spent most of my life w/o it, and I'm still here. And I mean, me still likey da ladies, don't get me wrong, but I barely get enough sleep at night now, can I really afford to lose more?
For my econ people, I guess what I'm saying that I'm in the inelastic portion of the 'demand for lovin curve' - wherein, I would be better off (utility wise) by reducing my quantity of sex per hour, and increasing my consumption of some other inferior/normal good, i.e. studying, or chocolate.
And then there's the 'paradox of friend.' You look for a girl who has the personality traits of a really good friend, and then they're your friend. I have been dubbed, "Friend God" by a lady friend of mine. Well I plan to circumvent the effects of the friend zone soon enough. But that's a side project. Soon enough you'll all know what I mean.
The core question: Which girl do I even really want to impress? It used to be so easy having yellow fever as a kid. I'd just be like, well there's 300 girls in this school... 2 of them are asian... I'll go for one of them! Then I came to UTSC, and now I can't turn in 2 directions w/o seeing an azn honey! Look at me, i spelled it 'azn!!' So then now I've had to be all specific about what I want in a woman! Do I even want a chinese girl anymore? Can I drink anymore bubble tea? I'm not big on tapioca, but the fruit jelly teas are alright. So I've reopened the boarders, so to speak. I've somewhat overcome the effects of yellow fever. To be fair to myself, I've made a few insulting stipulations for the woman of my dreams, so as to narrow down the search to a select few.
1) No fat chicks.
Yea, I'm no spring-chicken either, but at least I'm workin on that. I don't mind a bit of junk in the trunk, but if there's too much junk you mess up the rear suspension! (I'm rather happy with that pun. hehe, rear suspension!)
2) No 'weight-watchers.'
I can carry the load of my wallet just fine thank you, there's no need for you to lighten the load! And yes, I do carry a lot of change; currency is currency! If you ask me, the difference between the price of a movie at morningside and a movie at STC is disproportionate to the difference in quality. And flowers??? Flowers are nothing more then the sex organs of plants. If you want a sex organ...
3) No phonecalls.
To check to see when my phone is available for conversation, please check www.telusmobility.com. To check to see when I'M available for conversation, please read the following golden rule: "If I saw you in the last 48 hours, you've done nothing important enough to arouse my interest." Get used to the phrase, "I'll see you around at school I guess."
4) High Marginal Utility
The more you do something, the less you want to do it again. When we were kids, we'd kill to go to Canada's wonderland (high marginal utility). Nowadays, it's hardly worth the 1hr drive (low marginal utility). Dates are the same.. let's make them special, we'll go out when there's a reason.
5) 34-24-32
Or something like that!
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