Eyes closed

Raindrops, green leaf. Spots
Insects, green leaf. Fear
Predator, brown branch. Stealth
Attack.

White and green.
No, Green on white.
Curiosity about new beginnings.

Red and orange sky. Romance in humidity. Sweat.
Grey skies and cobblestone. Intellectuals dance.

Black. Night falls and covers them all. The first bulb turns on. Purple.

Midterms lead to stress, and stress leads to negative thoughts about women

I will not offer my disclaimer about my generalizations on girls. I will not soften the blow with my regular "This does not apply to everyone..." shpeel. What I have to say applies to all girls. If you're a girl and you finish reading this post, and after having read it you say to me, "That's not true, I'm not like that" then you're a liar.

I hate girls. I hate girls because they're full of shit. Every girl works together to continue this collective lie about what girls wants. For those of you who have read the ladder theory, I won't bore you by reiterating the thoughts from it. For those of you who haven't, well I must say the first few pages of the theory are sheer genius, and you must google it.

Today I am angry about the collective lie specifically. Girls talk a lot of shit about how they want a guy they can talk to, a guy who understands them, a guy who is nice and motivated. All of this is fraud. Slowly but surely girls are starting to admit that what they want is a guy who is 6-feet tall, and has broad shoulders.