I will not offer my disclaimer about my generalizations on girls. I will not soften the blow with my regular "This does not apply to everyone..." shpeel. What I have to say applies to all girls. If you're a girl and you finish reading this post, and after having read it you say to me, "That's not true, I'm not like that" then you're a liar.
I hate girls. I hate girls because they're full of shit. Every girl works together to continue this collective lie about what girls wants. For those of you who have read the ladder theory, I won't bore you by reiterating the thoughts from it. For those of you who haven't, well I must say the first few pages of the theory are sheer genius, and you must google it.
Today I am angry about the collective lie specifically. Girls talk a lot of shit about how they want a guy they can talk to, a guy who understands them, a guy who is nice and motivated. All of this is fraud. Slowly but surely girls are starting to admit that what they want is a guy who is 6-feet tall, and has broad shoulders.
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