Thursday, December 03, 2009

Toilet Thoughts

Tiger needs to share. 3 women? I can'lt even afford the clubs his wife smashed his car window in with. Need to accelerate life changes.

Does pimple juice evaporate? And what is it made of?

My head itches more now that I use that anti-dandruff shampoo from shoppers. And I only bought it because it was cheaper than regular. If you don't have dandruff does it give it to you?

If this toothpaste removes 3x as much bacteria, how much did the last tube remove? Isn't 99.9% x 3 impossible?

If your towel hangs within 3 feet of your toilet, does it make sense to towel dry after a shower?

Shaving has just become annoying.

Stainless steel is the easiest thing to stain. It stains with even mist. Granted every blemish can be cleaned and so it is still by definition stain-less, but does that matter if it's always dirty?

Why did I fart so much in wal-mart but now I just keep burping? Stage fright?

Can toilets be square?

Korean was a bad idea.

Hmmm, less than I thought.

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