Saturday, November 27, 2004

What da fuck!

I'm not one to boast, but I need to mention that yesterday my team won the Annual Extramural Indoor Soccer Tournament @ Humber College. It's my third year playing in it, and finally we won. I think I need to mention this because since coming to UTSC I haven't won a single soccer championship, with exception to winning the league in interhouse twice. I scored a hat trick in the final match, but I must admit that I had used a chemical enhancement. Before the game, they were giving away the left over drinks from lunchtime. They ran out of orange, so I decided to try the other drink, which Meghan, my prez, said was "Blue Raspberry." I hate raspberries. It was only when I took my first sip of this concoction that I realised Blue Raspberry is another term for Blue Freezie Flavour!!! I had like two glasses of it, which would be the equivalent sugar rush of about 2 Jumbo Kisko Kid freezies. So you can imagine that I was on fire that match, or more correctly, on ice! (bad joke) Seriously, I definitely had the sugars running through me, after the game my buddy Sadaf was like "Great Game" and I was just kinda standing there, shaking, not knowing what to say. I regularly don't take compliments well anyway, but I blame this time on the sugar. My toe is for sure fractured, it's not looking any better after that tourney. Some pussy stepped and rested on my broken toe too after a game cuz he lost. Hailey (sp.) and I just laughed about it and decided to win just to spite him. But that's nothing compared to what happend to my keeper Sibtain. The guy suffered a concussion, passed out and had to be taken to the hospital! But we won the cup for him. Or rather, the chairs, which half of us exchanged for hats, and I exchanged for the other UTSC team's Fair Play shirt.

Okay seriously, I just gotta ask, is my lisp becoming more pronounced, or do people simply not listen to a single word I say anymore? Everyone's misinterpreting what I've said, or misquoting me, or not getting the point of what I'm saying, and so on. Like really I think I need to talk less; one word answers are more direct and harder to miscommunicate.

My marketing project is over, I'm so relieved. I was actually looking forward to this day, even tho this day marks the beginning of studying for finals. That project went down to the wire, we officially finished the last step @ like 4:59pm on Thursday. Class was at 5. But it was well done, and the prof gave us praise on the presentation. We had good times to, lots of laughs along the way, including Qahir's simple yet constantly funny saying, "What da fuck!" Something weird I found out, I always pick one side of a room during a presentation and focus on it. I have to make a conscious effort to remember that I haven't looked on the other side of the room in order to turn, it's weird, I gotta correct that.

One last thing. I'm getting a lot of that, "This is my world, and you're just living in it" attitude. Like really, What da Fuck! haha. That's it i guess, I'm in a pissy mood. Everyone pisses me off right now, but nobody for the same reason, so I'm forced to believe that it has at least something to do with my own personal baggage. Unless of course, I live in a world of ignorance where only I have the power to see the light. You never really know. But for those of you with that "this is my world..." attitude, who think that they are that sole person who sees the light, remind me to slap you in the face next time and remind you that you're wrong.

Pissy Comment of The Day: "Canadian born Chinese bash the black and brown identity, because they have no identity of their own."

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