1. Exercise Regularly
2. Eat according to necessity
3. Marry the woman of your dreams
4. Ensure the woman dies first
5. Transfer funds from woman's estate account to personal deposit account
6. Use funds to construct working model of Time Machine
7. Jump to era of scientific advancement involving adavanced cell-regeneration
8. Live forever young
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9. (Optional) Use machine to scare the shit out of H.G. Wells
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